Petrol Gifts

Beast of burden.

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

A customer angry about the cost of gas costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy gas station owner.

'We can't take a trip without my gasoline credit card here.'

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Cheesie Rider

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Jeremy Clarkson.

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

Critical Ethanol report

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venice Floods

Energy trap.

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."