Petrol Stations Gifts

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Oil shock.

Car Breast-Feeding

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Self Service Island

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'What luck!'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Diesel Prices

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Gas price rollercoaster.

Low oil prices.

'Trainspotters'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Losing Money on Gas.

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

A customer angry about the cost of gas costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy gas station owner.

We welcome your urine

Oil Cuts.

Charity for Petrol.

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Git It 'N' Git

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

"Check your oil? Empty your astray? Wipe your nose? Kiss youfeet?..."

Beast of burden.

"And for the journey home would sir like to try a 2021 unleaded?"