Gasoline Gifts

'Do you also have a leasing plan for gasoline?' (at an auto leasing office).

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Critical Ethanol report

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

There's no real oil emergency...

Fuels paradise.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

The oil crisis.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Rising Gas Prices

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Farmer Problems

Oil Profits

Spin for Oil.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Filling up with Deersil.

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

Grades of booze

Addiction: high gas prices.

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'