Pet Therapy Experimenter Gifts

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."