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'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

Pat My Dog $5

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'