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"You're a good listener, I like a good listener."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Pat My Dog $5

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

Kwazy Wabbits

'See what I mean, Doc?'