Therapy Pets Mugs

"You're a good listener, I like a good listener."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

Pat My Dog $5

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'