Therapy Dog Mugs

Mr Met

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Pat My Dog $5

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'