Therapy Dog Mugs

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

Kwazy Wabbits

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."