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"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Pat My Dog $5

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Stuff nervous little dogs yap about.

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

Mixed Emotions Poodle

'Yes, the training here is very thorough!'

Walkaholics Anonymous

"You're a good listener, I like a good listener."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'Get a cat. The more you pet a cat, the lower your blood pressure becomes and the longer you both live.'

"They think they're accidents."

'How long do I have to keep jabbering like this?'

'There's one thing about Ben, you'll never catch him begging.'

"Instead of obedience school, I sent him to a golf camp."

Dog whistle

Man advising on how to look after his large dog