Pet Surveillance Pro T-Shirts

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Super-ego Surveillance

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Cookie Thief

Parrot annoying dog.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Wanted dog! reward!

Desert Island with CCTV.