Pet Snack Master Pillows

'Not everything is a dog treat!'

Hungry child

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Parisian man eating pastries

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Love.

"In da house"

Christmas Canapes

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."