Pet Snack Expert Pillows

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Love.

"In da house"

Christmas Canapes

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

"This is our new product consultant."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

'Not everything is a dog treat!'

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

Dog Food Testing Lab.

Mature Cat Formula.

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....