Pet Snack Master Gifts

'Not everything is a dog treat!'

Hungry child

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Parisian man eating pastries

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Love.

"In da house"

Christmas Canapes

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.