Snack Break Master Gifts

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Hungry child

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Pull and all nighter...

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Boy defends his last fry.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Food Pyramid

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"My chips need more salsa."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"How's the diet going?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"