Pet Pharmacy Aficionado Pillows

"You don't need a prescription for this. Most of the nip has been removed."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Welcome to the Team

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Spot the fur ball.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Take You Home

'Can we keep him?'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"Fill it up!"

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

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This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'That's the joke? I don't get it!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

The over-the-counter versions

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'