Pet Parent Puzzled By Attire Gifts

'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Cat in Tree.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

Dog Jogger

"He was a sea rescue."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Bad Dog

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Snow cones.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Well, it wasn't me.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."