Pet Parent Puzzled By Attire Pillows

'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat in Tree.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Dog Jogger

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

Bad Dog

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.