Style-conscious Pet Parent Pillows

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dog Jogger

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Bad Dog

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"Nice sweater."

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

I Love NY Dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

Crufts

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

'No begging at the table.'