Fashion-forward Fur Parent Pillows

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

Tartan Coats

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"Nice sweater."

The Curb Dog Club

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

I Love NY Dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

'Avant-guard dog.'