Stylish Pet Parent Pillows

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Upper East Side Dog Park

I think the cat wants to go out.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Yummy Mummy

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dog Jogger

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Bad Dog

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

Tartan Coats

"It's finally fur coat weather."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Toddler sharing dog food

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Maude loved doggy fashion.

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

"Nice sweater."

I Love NY Dog

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cat Enters Through Revolving Door.