Stylish Pet Parent Pillows

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Yummy Mummy

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Bad Dog

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Tartan Coats

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Toddler sharing dog food

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

"Nice sweater."

I Love NY Dog

Cat Enters Through Revolving Door.