Pet Parent Pranks Pillows

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"Is our owner hot?"

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

Cat trapping a dog in a car window.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

Tinder for dogs

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

"Quick, act casual."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

"Not in front of the crew!"

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'I should have known better than to tell him to stand in the corner.'

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'