Pet Owners Who Enjoy Quirky Items Gifts

Inflatable Love Leg

"He was a sea rescue."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'It's slobberin' time!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Dog Jogger

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Itchy Butt 50

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"Step on it, Roger!"

A Skinny Dog

Trophy dog stick

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'I read my newspaper online.'