Pet Owners Who Enjoy Quirky Items Gifts

Inflatable Love Leg

"He was a sea rescue."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Who's best friend are you?'

Dog Jogger

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Itchy Butt 50

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"Step on it, Roger!"

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

A Skinny Dog

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

Trophy dog stick

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'