Quirky Pet Accessory Collectors Gifts

Dog Jogger

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Goldfish funeral

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Whose tie?"

"You remind me of someone."

Wild fruit