Pet Owner With A Difference Pillows

An advantage of robotic pets.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Roget's Pet

'Grrrr....'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"You stop it, now!"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"He was a sea rescue."