Peculiar Pet Owner Pillows

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Cat Show

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'And this is scraps.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'