Peculiar Pet Owner Prints

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'And this is scraps.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"