Pet Name Ponderer Pillows

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."

"Her name's Snuggles."

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Human meat.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Walking on Water

Fish Food

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

I Wonder if They can Think…

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Astronaut on tether sees circling shark slicing through the surrounding space.

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."