Pet Name Ponderer Pillows

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."

Hacked again? Maybe you should stop using the name of your first pet for your security question.

"Her name's Snuggles."

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Human meat.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Fish Food

Walking on Water

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"We're not so different, you and I."

I Wonder if They can Think…

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."