Baby Name Ponderer Pillows

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Max Weber

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Caption Contest TK

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Ode to Nature.

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'