Preschool Ponderer Pillows

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Sex Education

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'My kids don't understand me.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'He was raised by sparrows!'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"

'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Baby Philosophy.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

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