Childhood Ponderer Pillows

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

'Audrey's little friend seems so grown up.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Totalitarian Humour

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Sex Education

Frog Baby Names

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Fingers

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'