Team Name Ponderer Pillows

"We refuse to change the team's name and betray our city's proud heritage."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Remainders Shop

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

The company vehicle

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"Her name's Snuggles."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

Student Loan Interest Rates.

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

"Highness. Majesty. Sovereign. Liege. Monarch. I think I like sovereign best."

"It's not like I'm doing away with your health benefits. I'm just asking YOU to pay for it."

'He's been at it for six months, and he still can't think of a pseudonym.'

Hacked again? Maybe you should stop using the name of your first pet for your security question.

"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."