Pet Makeover Specialist T-Shirts

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Biofelineism

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Dog Park

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

The First Martian Dog.

Dogs shaving

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Super pets.

"Be kind"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Obedience School Graduation

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.