Pet Makeover Artist T-Shirts

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

"The groomer used too much product."

Painting leaves onto a window.

Dogs wearing sweaters

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Extreme Makeover.

I'd rather be cold.

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"We'll have the people food."

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'