Pet Makeover Artist T-Shirts

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Painting leaves onto a window.

Dogs wearing sweaters

"The groomer used too much product."

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Dog decides what hat to wear.

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

I'd rather be cold.

Extreme Makeover.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"We'll have the people food."

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."