Pet Makeover Specialist Pillows

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog Park

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

Dogs shaving

"Be kind"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.