Pet Industry T-Shirts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"He's my school project for science class."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Village Pet Shop.

"Laura! Laura! Wake up — I just had the worst nightmare!"

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

"They really are chunky."

Dog Food Co.

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

"Just tell me he still doesn't have that darn frisbee!"

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

"Don't leave you kids and pets in your hot car."

"The Annual Report looks good."