Pet Industry Gifts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"He's my school project for science class."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Laura! Laura! Wake up — I just had the worst nightmare!"

Village Pet Shop.

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

"They really are chunky."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Dog Food Co.

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

"Just tell me he still doesn't have that darn frisbee!"

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

Mew Tube

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

"The three of us. We’re a pod."