Pet Industry Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"She's a miniature."

Author's Bio-diversity.