Pet Industry Enthusiast Mugs

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Love Conquers All

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"She's a miniature."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.