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'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"He's my school project for science class."

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

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"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Village Pet Shop.

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"They really are chunky."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

Baby buying shares

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

Man walks dog using treadmill.

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

Investments: Welcome Vegans! As about our '100% Plant-Based Commodities Fund.'

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

"The Annual Report looks good."

FoodWaterOnline Stock Trading Tips.

'The starred item in your investment portfolio mean 'suitable for vegans'.'

'Cats are very independent.'