Pet Hygiene T-Shirts

Bathing the dog

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Billy. The Kid.

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Now I really hate poetry."

Horror movies

Biofelineism

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Skeleton playing fetch.