Pet-free Zen Seeker Gifts

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Zen Kitten

Nervous Buddha

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'Inside healer'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"Can't talk now - ping me, yeah?"

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

An Off Day

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

A bar for dogs

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

Have a very calm Christmas

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

Zen Bowling.

The Non-Sporting Group

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"If only this paperwork would just melt away."

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"Limbo!"

The Year of the Tigger