Pet Food Manufacturer Gifts

"They really are chunky."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"This is our new product consultant."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Maraschino, Inc.

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

F&E Soups, Inc. It's a letter from the truth in advertising board --- They say our new alphabet soup is okay as long as we only use the letters "f," "a" and "t."