Pet Food Manufacturer Prints

"They really are chunky."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Fido and Fifi

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"This is our new product consultant."

Maraschino, Inc.

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development