Pet Fabulist Gifts

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Epic Battles

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should start wearing masks."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Street Organ - Monkey

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Artists Cats

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Puss in Heels

Knight walking a dog.

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Catkins Diet

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Ivan Krylov

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."