Pet Dignity Promoter Gifts

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Pet a Puppy

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Say, please.'

Politeness opens doors

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

Carrot Throwing Act

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Nine Lives Matter

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'I dunno about you but I fancy a taste of Christmas!'

Battery Chicken

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."