Pet Communicator Pillows

Barking in a second language.

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog Training.

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

The goldfish is making speech bubbles!

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"There are some 'While You Were Out' messages on the kitchen table."

"Listen, Trixie, if we play this right and stick to the plan, we might get free room and board for the rest of our lives."

Say bananas. Why? Just say it. Are you chicken? Oh, fine. Bananas. Pets understand more than we think. Can't … breathe …

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Sometimes I think the barking was less annoying."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"My dog doesn't understand me."

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Hush puppy.

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"