Animal Communicator Pillows

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"I think it loves us."

"Oh, goodness, no! I was just clearing my throat, not growling."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I understand your surprise. It's the way I feel when I hear people bark."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

'Do you speak English?'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'Isn't that silly, Fluffy. The cowboy is talking to his horse.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

'Speak up!'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

"I didn't catch it, but I got the plates."

Wolf Call.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"You should see him text message."

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live and let live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, I suppose."

"I was unreliable in a previous lifetime."

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

"You don't whisper anymore."