Animal Communicator Pillows

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"Oh, goodness, no! I was just clearing my throat, not growling."

"I understand your surprise. It's the way I feel when I hear people bark."

"I think it loves us."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'Do you speak English?'

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"I didn't catch it, but I got the plates."

Wolf Call.

'Speak up!'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Isn't that silly, Fluffy. The cowboy is talking to his horse.'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

"You should see him text message."

"But, when she got there, the cupboard was bare. It was then I discovered that bones were not an entitlement."

"Well, you shouldn't say things if you don't mean them."

"Cute's not enough for you? You want me to work too?"

"Oh yeah, I can always spot them, that guy's a cat."

The Horse Blabberer.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."