Pet Advicer Prints

On the Job Training - Happy Mother's Day!

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'What's founder?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'I brought her in for a mismating shot.'

'Has he been watching an awful lot of TV?'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."