Pet Care Advisor Prints

'I love having my own water treatment center.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Dog Walking Services

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'What's founder?'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'I must smell more.'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'