Pet Advicer Gifts

On the Job Training - Happy Mother's Day!

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'What's founder?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Serves you right for licking it!"

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Avian Chiropractic Clinic. Straighten up and fly right.

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'I brought her in for a mismating shot.'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...